I’ve always maintained that “believers” are a lot more fun at parties.

Your right any band that would play at a CSICOP convention would have to have humorless dorks as members, which means they probably wouldn’t use any of the band names I listed. They would probably call themselves something like THE ALL UFO SIGHTINGS CAN BE EXPLAINED AS EITHER NATURAL PHENOMENA, MISIDENTIFICATION OF KNOWN OBJECTS OR HOAXES BAND. Of course their front man would have to exude arrogance.

I particularly liked the last one!

Those bands would play at the CSICOP convention, and they’d probably be a bunch of humorless dorks. Perhaps.

I didn’t know he took his name from George. I thought it was a coincidence. Ya learn something new every day.

Unless it was in another dimension, I’m fairly certain Todd Rundgren was never in UFO. Rundgren did, however, have a famous feud in the 70’s with John Lennon, and Lennon of course witnessesed a UFO in NYC from the roof of a haunted house, known as The Dakota Building, which just so happened to be the very same place where Rosemary’s Baby was born. Which shows that Rundgren wasn’t too far removed from a UFO, just one degree of separation. And my rant also shows that John Lennon’s UFO sighting may have somehow been associated with some sort of conjuration (i.e. occult arts) in that the craft in question was associated with the aforementioned haunted house, The Dakota…Now, what was I talking about??? Oh yeah, I’m fairly certain that Rundgren was never with UFO…

Here are some:

The Rectal Probes

The Illegal Aliens

The Tax Consultants from Mars

Flying Sorcerers

Marla and the Venusian Bombshells

The Floating Head of Aura Rhanes

Albert K. Bender and The Men In Black
(With Bender on Fender Strat, no less! With apologies to Johnny Cash!)

Bigfoot’s Flying Saucer

Enoch and the Nephilim

Genetic Manipulation

Richard Doty’s Disinformation Band

Missing Time

Alien Sex Junkie

Mr. Green and the Martians

Marshall Applewhite’s Suicidal Mothership

Carlos