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Sep 28 2007

Xenu’s Coming - Be Prepared

Cruise Nazi

Those Scientologists always make for good news copy-especially the filthy rich ones. All manner of celebrity gossip sites recently posted stories about Thomas Cruise Mapother IV and his young bride and their plans to build a $10 million underground bunker beneath their Telluride, Colorado home. The rumor is that they want to survive an attack from the evil Lord Xenu when he returns to harvest souls on our planet.

Don’t they have room for famous members at the New Mexico storage bunker?

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6 Comments to “Xenu’s Coming - Be Prepared”

  1. craig york Says:

    Great, but what does that have to…
    waitaminute…That can’t be Cruise as
    Col. Stauffenburg, can it?!?!

  2. red pill junkie Says:

    How do you say SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! in german? ;-)

  3. red pill junkie Says:

    From the last link:

    “It is overseen by a Scientology corporation called the Church of Spiritual Technology.”

    I remember reading about this “Church of Spiritual Technology” a while ago on this blog (before I started to contribute).

    I have often wondered if these guys are related in some way with the controversial Isla Friendship case that is one of the most popular in south american ufology…

    http://www.geocities.com/INEXPLICATA2000/issue4/4.htm

  4. Greg Bishop Says:

    Craig,

    Yes, it can. He’s apparently working on a film about the plot to kill Hitler, so he’s playing a Nazi for our side.

  5. Raven Says:

    Red Pill,

    “How do you say SHOW ME THE MONEY in German?”

    That would be “Zeig mir das Geld.”

    I think Tom makes a cute little goose-stepper.

    ~R~

  6. red pill junkie Says:

    Thanks Raven :-)

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