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Jun 07 2007

Fake UFO Video Elicits Funny Reply

Here is one that was apparently taken seriously by a few UFO sites out there. One clue about its authenticity were the categories it was posted under: “How To and D.I.Y.” It was created by “Bob” from Austin. The video shows a silvery disc shape floating behind the famous Texas Tower on the University campus in Austin. This is a tower that figures large in history since Charles Whitman opened fire on unsuspecting students from it in 1966.

Bob thought that Stuart Miller from UFO Review considered the video to be “real,” since a link was posted on his site.

Miller begged to differ with this classic reply:

…the fact that there was a link to your fake video does not imply either that I or anyone who viewed it took it seriously.

Personally, I thought it was genuine with living breathing aliens in it. I thought this “was it” and that salvation really was at last at hand and that those among us who were chosen (and I’m one of those) would ascend and leave behind the immoral and the deviant and the unclean and the dirty. That would be the last, I thought, I would ever see of women with big t*ts. For women with big t*ts are sent by Satan to lead astray the mammary obsessed and the righteous, and by and large, they succeed mostly.

Anyway, seems I was let down yet again and your UFO wasn’t real. I’m getting bored with this UFO malarchy.

(Sorry about the censorship, but there are some arcane rules here about “PG-13″-type content.)

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2 Comments to “Fake UFO Video Elicits Funny Reply”

  1. Lesley Says:

    How I love Stuart’s reply!

    I would also like to state, to those in charge — if I am among the chosen, please make sure to have plenty of good wine. If you do not, don’t bother picking me up, life would be worthless with you.

  2. DingoDog99 Says:

    Lesley,

    If the UFO occupants are from Oregon you will have good wine (world class Pinot Noir) good beer (award winning amber ales and porters) and pretty decent coffee (after all, were not savages)

    Jess

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