I don’t want anything that looks like that anywhere near me, especially in the “Whitley Strieber” sense.

I don’t think any Japanese firms would make such an off-kilter fan, unless it was hooked up to a vibra-bed of course.

Obviously you’ve never made tea the old fashioned way, otherwise you’d've recognised in an instant an inverted galactic tea-strainer from Uranus!

Well, if not yours, then definitely somebody’s!