If I lived in Toronto, I’d be at the Alien Abduction Festival, which will take place on March 20th. Here’s a real shocker: there will be no UFO experts lecturing on anything!

My favorite scheduled activity would have to be the anal probing seminar: “Get the 411 on ET’s preferred human probing device (adults only) Go deep into the world of anal probing after to find out what surprises await you at abductin’ time. Hey, if you miss this, you’ll never now what else you’re missing!”

Hat tip to boingboing.

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