Comments on: Yet More Prophecies

By: Greg Bishop

Greg Bishop — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:25:41 +0000

JULY 5TH? That’s the original X-day! Maybe they handed things over to Robertson!

By: Bill Hancock

Bill Hancock — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:17:11 +0000

I wish I could get a poster of Big Foot in his Speedo, showing his fantastic weight loss. Wonder if electrolysis is next for him.

Greg…whoever it is now, some people are just NEVER able to quit with it. Take Pat Robertson, for instance. He’s now saying a terrorist cataclysm is coming on July 5th of this year. How does he know? Why God TOLD him, of course!

By: Greg Bishop

Greg Bishop — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:01:56 +0000

Are those SubGenii trying to get in the news with this X-day business again? The last one failed in 1999. Sadly, I wasn’t waiting on top of a hill in Texas with the rest of them for my free ride on the “pleasure saucers.”

I guess Ivan Stang, Philo Drummond, and the rest got tired of it and handed things over to a new generation. Who runs that outfit now?

By: ReeJones

ReeJones — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:34:36 +0000

Well, ya gotta figure, Bill, that if it’s Heaven, then the sky’s the limit!

By: Bill Hancock

Bill Hancock — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:09:25 +0000

STRIPPER factories, did you say? And BEER volcanoes! Whoa! I’m almost ready to CONVERT! Nick might come over for the beer alone! Richard Freeman might jump if they have WRESTLING GIRLS (maybe with mud?). Please tell me you get an entire chorus line of Rockettes if you’ve been good!

By: Nick Redfern

Nick Redfern — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:01:42 +0000

Ah yes, the WWN: where would we be without it?!

By: ReeJones

ReeJones — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 17:56:49 +0000

Bill, I believe their last issue, which I have by the way, focused on the Big Foot Diet. You know, Big Foot lost 150 pounds and is looking as svelte as ever! I think he drastically cut his fat intake. LOL!
I personally worship at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and according to their doctrine, we will all die and go to heaven where there are stripper factories and beer volcanoes.
You guys might want to check that out!

By: Bill Hancock

Bill Hancock — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:58:05 +0000

But…the most IMPORTANT and AUTHORITATIVE source of ALL is being grossly overlooked here!!!!

WHAT does THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS say?

By: ReeJones

ReeJones — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:53:09 +0000

J.R. “Bob” Dobbs proudly adorns my refrigerator! I was watching re-runs of the Pee Wee Herman show with my son and noticed a big poster of Dobbs on the wall of Pee Wee’s Playhouse. How subversively fun!