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The Redfern Files
Jan 03 2007

Yet More Prophecies

Is the end due for us all in July 2007? The Church of the SubGenius thinks so. Only seven months to go before we all find out!

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9 Comments to “Yet More Prophecies”

  1. ReeJones Says:

    J.R. “Bob” Dobbs proudly adorns my refrigerator! I was watching re-runs of the Pee Wee Herman show with my son and noticed a big poster of Dobbs on the wall of Pee Wee’s Playhouse. How subversively fun!

  2. Bill Hancock Says:

    But…the most IMPORTANT and AUTHORITATIVE source of ALL is being grossly overlooked here!!!!

    WHAT does THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS say?

  3. ReeJones Says:

    Bill, I believe their last issue, which I have by the way, focused on the Big Foot Diet. You know, Big Foot lost 150 pounds and is looking as svelte as ever! I think he drastically cut his fat intake. LOL!
    I personally worship at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and according to their doctrine, we will all die and go to heaven where there are stripper factories and beer volcanoes.
    You guys might want to check that out!

  4. Nick Redfern Says:

    Ah yes, the WWN: where would we be without it?!

  5. Bill Hancock Says:

    STRIPPER factories, did you say? And BEER volcanoes! Whoa! I’m almost ready to CONVERT! Nick might come over for the beer alone! Richard Freeman might jump if they have WRESTLING GIRLS (maybe with mud?). Please tell me you get an entire chorus line of Rockettes if you’ve been good!

  6. ReeJones Says:

    Well, ya gotta figure, Bill, that if it’s Heaven, then the sky’s the limit!

  7. Greg Bishop Says:

    Are those SubGenii trying to get in the news with this X-day business again? The last one failed in 1999. Sadly, I wasn’t waiting on top of a hill in Texas with the rest of them for my free ride on the “pleasure saucers.”

    I guess Ivan Stang, Philo Drummond, and the rest got tired of it and handed things over to a new generation. Who runs that outfit now?

  8. Bill Hancock Says:

    I wish I could get a poster of Big Foot in his Speedo, showing his fantastic weight loss. Wonder if electrolysis is next for him.

    Greg…whoever it is now, some people are just NEVER able to quit with it. Take Pat Robertson, for instance. He’s now saying a terrorist cataclysm is coming on July 5th of this year. How does he know? Why God TOLD him, of course!

  9. Greg Bishop Says:

    JULY 5TH? That’s the original X-day! Maybe they handed things over to Robertson!

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