Coincidentally, I was once going to write a humorous piece on people in ufology with odd and unusual names (innane things like that amuse my strange mind from time to time).

Well, there is an English pub we hang out in but it’s not called the Stars. And how did you know about our little Cajun shack? Have you ever eaten Gumbo? A wonderful Cajun meal that we have all the time.

I mean, a lecturer at a UFO convention supposedly called ‘Frank Stranges’ - outrageous!

And as for the Reverend Alabaster - sorry, ‘Robert Short’…

I mean, do THEY really think we’ll be fooled into thinking because this guy’s supposedly called Rev. ‘Bob Short’ he’s giving his lecture because he’s SHORT of a BOB?

Isn’t it in fact the case, not only is the Rev. Short indeed inordinately SHORT but the reason he’s called ‘BOB’ is due to the way he moves about with a peculiar bobbing motion due to having an huge bulbous head with enormous black staring eyes suspended on a titchy grey-skinned body?

And isn’t ‘Frank Stranges’ really one of the FRANK ’strangERS’ from The Stars* here either to tell us the truth about ourselves, or deceive us into reaping our own supposedly highly deserved self-destruction?

We want the truth, Nick, we want the truth!

(Even if it’s only I’m talking my usual load of b*ll*cks!)

*The Stars: that ye olde englishe style pubbe just down the road from the authentic Cajun hillbilly shack you like to call home.