Put UFOs In Your Cel Phone Pics…INSTANTLY!
Actual picture made with UFO Camera!
A new app(lication) will instantly put a classic flying saucer in any picture that you take with the iphone.
Of course, many will say that this further confuses the issue of whether any UFO photograph is “real,” but a quick check of the standard saucers available on the app would be easy enough. Since UFO photos have been quite easy to fake in the last few years, most if not all of them are suspect anyway.
The sales pitch was apparently written by someone with limited English skills. (Comments in brackets):
Even if your UFO pictures are incredibly real, please do not try to send your UFO pictures to newspaper or broadcasting station. 
[Ho ho. Ha ha. You make the funny. I will try to send to UFO researcher instead.]
“I WANT TO BELIEVE!”
[Me too! Well, sort of.]
Do you remember the UFO poster hung behind Agent Mulder’s desk from the X-Files?
[Why yes. It was pretty bad.]
UFO pictures are not only in Mulder’s office anymore, but can be anywhere now!
[Even in file of UFO organization?]
What a shame that Mulder and Scully couldn’t use this incredible application 
[It's a damn shame, it is.]
We’d like to introduce you a fabulous application, UFO camera!
[Nice to meet you, UFO camera!]
Now you can have UFO pictures as many as you can!
[As many as I can? This is exciting developments! Wait, how many can I?]
It is very simple! Just simply take a picture and touch on your iPhone screen any spot where you want to place UFO in the picture! Within a second, a natural UFO picture will be created like a magic
[I've always wanted my life to be like a magic! And simple! Nobody likes the unnatural UFO picture.]
Add UFO to any pictures of yours! It can be anywhere like a park near your place, downtown or sky outside of your window!
The pictures must be more realistic than Mulder’s poster!
[If they not more realistic, can I get refund?]
It will be great if you share this fun with your friends! Go surprise them!
They will be stunned and totally freaked out :p
[Will they also have the laughing and screaming? Will they be freaked out many times, or just once or twice? Will I need new friends?]
They will say your UFO pictures are better than Mulder’s!! lol
[...but not better than Billy Meier's, but that will be OK!! rotflmao]
Thank you for the friend and talent artist Mike Clelland for links of things stunned and totally freaked out!
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Oct 05 2009 
October 5th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I read this at work today (somehow UFOMystic made it past my office’s blocking software) and laughed out loud.
October 6th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Mac,
That’s good to hear. My wife read it and gave me a courtesy laugh. You never know what people are going to find funny.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Now I can at last fulfill my dream of showing a couple of cool UFOs hovering above my wedding reception —of course, I first need to find a woman willing to marry me… do you think I can find a iPhone app for that?