Stop Abductions With The Thought Screen Helmet!!
Comely Austrian lass models Thought Screen Helmet.
Finally! A proven method to stop those heartbreaking alien abductions!
“Invented by an expert” it says on Michael Menkin’s site. Menkin provides instructions for you to make your own, which makes this one of the best deals ever.
How The Thought Screen Helmet Works
The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can’t communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
I wonder if the aliens could simply take the helmet off before you woke up? The product probably works best for light sleepers. The instructions provide valuable information.
Thanks to Adam Gorightly for the link.
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Jul 02 2009 
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 am
You knew someone had to say it, but…
It must work because I have yet to come across any UFO abduction cases in which the abductee was wearing one of these helmets!
Of course, I can say the same thing about Orkin and their guaranteed dinosaur control.
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 am
Screens won’t work! They leak like sieve. Has to be solid tin foil(not aluminum) cap that completely covers the brain!
Sorry, just couldn’t resist!
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Does it have a dial switch to choose between Intraterrestrial & Extraterrestrial abductors?