The Telegraph (UK) reported last Friday on a new form of crop circle:

The marsupials have been breaking into fields in Tasmania, the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

Lara Giddings, the Tasmanian attorney general, said: “We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.

Curiously, I could not find any images of the circles made by these junkie wallabies. Personally, I think the culprit is the Tasmanian Devil.

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3 Comments to “Stoned Wallabies Create Crop Circles”

1. red pill junkie Says:
   June 29th, 2009 at 7:42 am

   LOL. Priceless, Greg. Priceless

   But, has anyone found an actual picture of these marsupial-made crop circles?

2. Greg Bishop Says:
   July 1st, 2009 at 4:01 pm

   RPJ,

   Couldn’t seem to find any images of the “circles” themselves.

3. crgintx Says:
   July 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 am

   Junkie wallabies! I can see the treehuggers protesting the farmers now. Damn pusher farmers! Next thing you know wallabies will committing crimes to score a fix. Or maybe they’ll have abduction experiences like that seagull had in Happy Feet!

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