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	<title>Comments on: House Approves Zombie Alien Defense Bill</title>
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		<title>By: BenDoverEsq.</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8704</link>
		<dc:creator>BenDoverEsq.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn't notice the Onion until I read the comments. I thought it was real until that point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t notice the Onion until I read the comments. I thought it was real until that point.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8703</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RPJ,

At about the 1 minute mark I didn't know whether to laugh or what. Then I noticed the fake "onion-span" logo, and looked up the guy's name.

On some lists, people are still refusing to believe that it's not real.

To me, the &lt;em&gt;Onion&lt;/em&gt; is the standard-bearer continuing the tradition of the early &lt;a href="http://www.marksverylarge.com/intro.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;em&gt;National Lampoon&lt;/em&gt; magazine&lt;/a&gt;. Satire makes fun of something while pointing out a problem. &lt;a href="http://www.radiomisterioso.com/2009/01/12/paul-krassner-whats-funny-after-911/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Paul Krassner&lt;/a&gt; did this with his &lt;a href="http://www.ep.tc/realist/" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Realist&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; publication too.

Another master of social satire was &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Shepherd" rel="nofollow"&gt;Jean Shepherd&lt;/a&gt;, who is one of my radio heroes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RPJ,</p>
<p>At about the 1 minute mark I didn&#8217;t know whether to laugh or what. Then I noticed the fake &#8220;onion-span&#8221; logo, and looked up the guy&#8217;s name.</p>
<p>On some lists, people are still refusing to believe that it&#8217;s not real.</p>
<p>To me, the <em>Onion</em> is the standard-bearer continuing the tradition of the early <a href="http://www.marksverylarge.com/intro.html" rel="nofollow"><em>National Lampoon</em> magazine</a>. Satire makes fun of something while pointing out a problem. <a href="http://www.radiomisterioso.com/2009/01/12/paul-krassner-whats-funny-after-911/" rel="nofollow">Paul Krassner</a> did this with his <a href="http://www.ep.tc/realist/" rel="nofollow"><em>Realist</em></a> publication too.</p>
<p>Another master of social satire was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Shepherd" rel="nofollow">Jean Shepherd</a>, who is one of my radio heroes.</p>
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		<title>By: red pill junkie</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8701</link>
		<dc:creator>red pill junkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I admit it: by the middle of viewing the video it dawned on me it was a satyre.

But you begin to wonder: how many bills are voted without the members of Congress fully knowing what the bill is all about because of 'classified' content.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit it: by the middle of viewing the video it dawned on me it was a satyre.</p>
<p>But you begin to wonder: how many bills are voted without the members of Congress fully knowing what the bill is all about because of &#8216;classified&#8217; content.</p>
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		<title>By: BenDoverEsq.</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8700</link>
		<dc:creator>BenDoverEsq.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 07:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Definitely one of the better things The Onion has done. Sad thing is it's not far from the truth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Definitely one of the better things The Onion has done. Sad thing is it&#8217;s not far from the truth.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8698</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Read the categories that this was posted under as well as noticing the network logo in the lower right. A short search reveals that Pennsylvania's 12th District is Democratic and the representative there is John Murtha.

It is sort of frightening that this is probably not so far from what really goes on with "homeland security" (and other defense) bills in Congress!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Read the categories that this was posted under as well as noticing the network logo in the lower right. A short search reveals that Pennsylvania&#8217;s 12th District is Democratic and the representative there is John Murtha.</p>
<p>It is sort of frightening that this is probably not so far from what really goes on with &#8220;homeland security&#8221; (and other defense) bills in Congress!</p>
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		<title>By: The_Sage</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8696</link>
		<dc:creator>The_Sage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a bunch of idiots! He might of well said,

"Congress shall now approve contents of Bill XYZ, the entire contents, including the title of the Bill, are classified. All those in favor of passing this bill..."

If you don't know what is on the Bill, why would you ignorantly vote for it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a bunch of idiots! He might of well said,</p>
<p>&#8220;Congress shall now approve contents of Bill XYZ, the entire contents, including the title of the Bill, are classified. All those in favor of passing this bill&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know what is on the Bill, why would you ignorantly vote for it?</p>
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		<title>By: red pill junkie</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2009/04/17/house-approves-zombie-alien-defense-bill/#comment-8695</link>
		<dc:creator>red pill junkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How can a member of Congress cast a vote on [CLASSIFIED] without knowing what the f*$ck [CLASSIFIED] even means??

The best part is when he says "Jesus!" :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can a member of Congress cast a vote on [CLASSIFIED] without knowing what the f*$ck [CLASSIFIED] even means??</p>
<p>The best part is when he says &#8220;Jesus!&#8221; <img src='http://www.ufomystic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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