Feb 03 2009
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Nearly a Chupa Book…
Well, this is quite possibly the most unusual book ever written on the Chupacabras - or, maybe, not written would be a more accurate description!
Penned (or not penned - again depending on how you interpret the “book”) by Manwolf Sullivan, it’s titled Everything the Government Wants You to Know About CHUPACABRA: From the Secret Files. And the publisher’s blurb reads thus:
This cleverly titled BLANK BOOK is a perfect gift for tickling funny bones of believers and skeptics alike! The 8 ½” x 5 ½” trade paperback features 90 pages of quality white paper completely uncontaminated by printing! (Save for headers and footers.) It’s perfect for doodling, making notes, folding origami, or ranting about the other side. In emergencies, it also doubles as toilet paper. (Softness and efficacy not guaranteed for this use!) As an added bonus, if you buy today, you will receive an extra 7 pages of blank white paper bound in with the rest! Ninety-seven blank pages in all! (Along with three pages of pesky titles and legal information, for a not-so-grand total of 100 pages.) The book comes complete with a glossy, full-color cover suitable for framing. The back cover features sarcastic copy sure to drive home the paperback’s satirical intent. Be sure to look for other BLANK BOOKS in the From the Secret Files… series!
Masterful or, er, not masterful? You decide!
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February 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 am
Just imagine how many more books you could write if you followed this formula, Nick!
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 am
…WTF??!
And the art cover is pretty shitty, too.
February 4th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Red, its a book about Chupacabras…its
supposed to suck…
February 4th, 2009 at 6:10 am
Swampgas:
LOL, I don’t think the readers would be very happy though!
February 4th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Well, this book both sucks & BLOWS, Craig