On one paranormal radio site (Eerie), they offer the customers a choice of avatars. Sort of like picking a tribe on Survivor, or having a “spirit guide” help you out during a paranormal experience…

After I gave an interview there via uplink, I signed onto the site with the first avatar offered, which was that of “Starchild.” I was later chided by Eerie’s ruling elite for choosing that designation. It seems Starchildren are not considered to be the group of highest esteem and power. I never did figure out why that is so, but I instantly became a galactic ambassador for the Starchildren. My Eerie Profile now makes it clear that I occupy high office within the (multiversal) Starchild Federation.

I go where love calls me…

…and I’ll stun you with Starchild mindpower if you irritate me.