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	<title>Comments on: Aliens Think We Taste Good</title>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3209</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UPDATE!

I recieved my patch from the link that Mark provided, but they changed the wording! Someone apparently chickened out (pun intended) and changed "Classified Flight Test" to "To Serve Man" which really ruins the joke, in my opinion.

I want my money back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UPDATE!</p>
<p>I recieved my patch from the link that Mark provided, but they changed the wording! Someone apparently chickened out (pun intended) and changed &#8220;Classified Flight Test&#8221; to &#8220;To Serve Man&#8221; which really ruins the joke, in my opinion.</p>
<p>I want my money back.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3088</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>red pill,

Get to work on it! I'll buy one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>red pill,</p>
<p>Get to work on it! I&#8217;ll buy one.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3087</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mark,

I ordered one even before your comment went up. Thanks!!

They're $10.00 and worth every penny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark,</p>
<p>I ordered one even before your comment went up. Thanks!!</p>
<p>They&#8217;re $10.00 and worth every penny.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Bishop</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3086</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bill and Adam,

Apparently Balthaser took it seriously for awhile too. At least he checked it out at the source, with hilarious results.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill and Adam,</p>
<p>Apparently Balthaser took it seriously for awhile too. At least he checked it out at the source, with hilarious results.</p>
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		<title>By: Yards</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3076</link>
		<dc:creator>Yards</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love it.
~Y</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it.<br />
~Y</p>
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		<title>By: markpilk</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3061</link>
		<dc:creator>markpilk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Greg

You used to be able to buy replicas of these from the Cabinet magazine site - my friend Gnat in Chicago bought me one last year. It sits on my desk now. 
And, good news... It's still for sale on the site...

http://tinyurl.com/3c9o9l

Don't all rush at once!
Mark</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Greg</p>
<p>You used to be able to buy replicas of these from the Cabinet magazine site - my friend Gnat in Chicago bought me one last year. It sits on my desk now.<br />
And, good news&#8230; It&#8217;s still for sale on the site&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/3c9o9l" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/3c9o9l</a></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t all rush at once!<br />
Mark</p>
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		<title>By: Snappy</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3054</link>
		<dc:creator>Snappy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>" A. Guststus Similis Pullus is dog Latin for “Tastes Like Chicken.” This is supported by the alien figure, which apparently is eating the B-2."

Oh man, if that is actually the verbatim response from the Air Force then it qualifies as a classic piece of official comedy. What the hell does the Air Force know about 'alien figures' anyway? Very funny. :&#62;) 

S. V. Laconicus</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; A. Guststus Similis Pullus is dog Latin for “Tastes Like Chicken.” This is supported by the alien figure, which apparently is eating the B-2.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh man, if that is actually the verbatim response from the Air Force then it qualifies as a classic piece of official comedy. What the hell does the Air Force know about &#8216;alien figures&#8217; anyway? Very funny. :&gt;) </p>
<p>S. V. Laconicus</p>
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		<title>By: red pill junkie</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3052</link>
		<dc:creator>red pill junkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If the patch would have read instead GUSTATUS SIMILIS FRAGARIA (tastes like strawberry) THEN we would have known it was the Real McCoy, since it is a universal truth that the grays' favorite earthling food is strawberry ice cream! :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the patch would have read instead GUSTATUS SIMILIS FRAGARIA (tastes like strawberry) THEN we would have known it was the Real McCoy, since it is a universal truth that the grays&#8217; favorite earthling food is strawberry ice cream! <img src='http://www.ufomystic.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Adam Gorightly</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3047</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam Gorightly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's wacky enough to be authentic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s wacky enough to be authentic.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill Hancock</title>
		<link>http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/09/04/aliens-eat-humans/#comment-3046</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill Hancock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Lear would swear this patch was absolutely authentic.  Odd, though, cannibal traditions refer to humans as "long pigs" and say we taste like pork. Anyone ask Mike Tyson about this?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Lear would swear this patch was absolutely authentic.  Odd, though, cannibal traditions refer to humans as &#8220;long pigs&#8221; and say we taste like pork. Anyone ask Mike Tyson about this?</p>
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