Comments on: X-Day Is At Hand!!! http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/ UFO News, Views, and More Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:04:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Adam Gorightly http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2420 Adam Gorightly Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:18:46 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2420 D'oh! D’oh!

]]> By: DingoDog99 http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2409 DingoDog99 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:11:03 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2409 It does seem logical that a smart religion in a consumer society would offer sex goddesses instead of virgins. Too bad for you they look like snatchsquatch, bigfoots sluty sister. Jess It does seem logical that a smart religion in a consumer society would offer sex goddesses instead of virgins. Too bad for you they look like snatchsquatch, bigfoots sluty sister.

Jess

]]> By: Adam Gorightly http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2403 Adam Gorightly Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:09:34 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2403 Hmmmm, what does a Discordian Popecard buy me?...I don't want to miss out on the sex goddesses. Hmmmm, what does a Discordian Popecard buy me?…I don’t want to miss out on the sex goddesses.

]]> By: Greg Bishop http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2401 Greg Bishop Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:56:51 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2401 I'm going to be more nonconformist than any of you guys/ gals, and not request a new card. After all, I know the REAL truth about your so-called "X-ists," and I'll be raptured when the actual day arrives. Besides, I'm getting a free ride to Roswell. That's a price that's hard to beat. I’m going to be more nonconformist than any of you guys/ gals, and not request a new card. After all, I know the REAL truth about your so-called “X-ists,” and I’ll be raptured when the actual day arrives.

Besides, I’m getting a free ride to Roswell. That’s a price that’s hard to beat.

]]> By: scalpod http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2399 scalpod Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:04:57 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2399 Roswell? Never heard of it. Best get that replacement card right quick, you've only got a couple of weeks left?! I hope for your sake that you do. If so, we'll see you on the saucers! If not? Well, I'm sure you'll find a way to have fun in the ensuing global cleansing... Roswell? Never heard of it.

Best get that replacement card right quick, you’ve only got a couple of weeks left?!

I hope for your sake that you do.

If so, we’ll see you on the saucers!

If not? Well, I’m sure you’ll find a way to have fun in the ensuing global cleansing…

]]> By: modemac http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2398 modemac Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:03:00 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2398 First of all, it is vital you have your SubGenius Minister's Ordainment Card when the Xists come to Rupture you away on July 5th at 7:00 AM! But fortunately, you can request a new card from the SubGenius Foundation ( http://www.subgenius.com ). As long as your name is entered into the Book of Life, you will be able to get a replacement membership card. Remember, that is your ONLY TICKET onto the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses! Second, we are quite aware of the Roswell UFO festival and have made our own statement regarding it: http://tinyurl.com/2b29fl And third, even though you are going to a *second rate* event by attending Roswell's festival instead of X-Day, you can still drop by our newsgroup (alt.slack) or our IRC channel ( http://www.taphouse.org ) at any time! First of all, it is vital you have your SubGenius Minister’s Ordainment Card when the Xists come to Rupture you away on July 5th at 7:00 AM! But fortunately, you can request a new card from the SubGenius Foundation ( http://www.subgenius.com ). As long as your name is entered into the Book of Life, you will be able to get a replacement membership card. Remember, that is your ONLY TICKET onto the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses!

Second, we are quite aware of the Roswell UFO festival and have made our own statement regarding it: http://tinyurl.com/2b29fl

And third, even though you are going to a *second rate* event by attending Roswell’s festival instead of X-Day, you can still drop by our newsgroup (alt.slack) or our IRC channel ( http://www.taphouse.org ) at any time!

]]> By: uv777bk http://www.ufomystic.com/2007/06/19/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2397 uv777bk Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:48:58 +0000 http://www.ufomystic.com/wake-up-down-there/x-day-subgenius/#comment-2397 SubGenius! Heheheheheh :D I wish them the very best of luck on their 'special' day ;) SubGenius! Heheheheheh :D

I wish them the very best of luck on their ’special’ day ;)

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